the wizard's WWW: Weird Shit I Have Found
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This is some wild
shit:
This game is GREAT:
Race for the border!!
PLAY
DIRTY SANCHEZ
THE GAME
Have
NO fucking idea what this site is about. But I really like the pig on the logo!
Crazy photos too.
Check out
this site! Includes a section of :
WHY AMERICANS ARE ARSEHOLES .
Fun for the hole family.
Adult satire, hilarious photos, top
sites list, Insult-O-Matic, free email, free galleries, adult tongue twisters,
babe of the day and more!
This is the sHiTs, dress up Jesus
in formal, or informal attire. Ya gotta check this one out.
For those of you who dance with your cat:
Dancing With Cats
Mold, Not Body Part, Found In Punch (Hmmm, looks like a dick to me)
When times get tough, remember: No matter how bad things
are, something
worse can always happen. For instance, stepping in gum is bad. Stepping in
dog poop is worse. Finding out there are tiny worms in your eyes is bad. Finding
out there are big worms in your eyes is worse. Someone asking you if you're
pregnant when you're not is bad. Someone asking what gender you are is worse.
Accidentally finding an Egg McMuffin in your hair is bad. Accidentally putting
an Egg McMuffin in your mouth is worse. So look on the bright side: When life
throws you a curve, it's really just setting you up for a fastball to the head.
cameltoe.org
/ Says it all
YahooBites.Com/ the stuff Yahoo doesn't
give you
/
Saddam's Sex Secrets Revealed
Advice
from beyond the grave
GOT A FETISH FOR CASTS??? Check out castfetish.com
Would you like to own a piece of Cast
Fetish?
Do you have a favorite model? Buy her cast!
Not quite sure how to talk to a homey from the hood??? /
Don't understand the pimp you discussing business with??? / Check out
dolemite.com's EBONICS
DICTIONARY AND PRIMER.
DUDE, build your own pimp! When you done, slap yourself inna'
face. Dr.
Dolemite's Pimp Builder
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE "MULLET" SITE. Check it out!!!
Psycho-Ex Girlfriend
- unbelievable !!!!!!!! (You can even send e-Greetings to your own psycho
ex-girlfriend.
Fucking STRANGE!!:
CatEnema.com
Check out REVENGELADY.COM,
buy a sticker
OK, Here's stupid again:
Martha
Stewart Paparrazzi Photos , only for the strong of heart, (and stomach).
If the squirrel media conspiracy isn't obvious by now, there's
probably no hope for you. Click here for the truth.
Scary Squirrel World
fatlaneonline, where big stars are big fat ass stars, check it out!
from twistedhumor.com / take out OSAMA
An entire site of unusual stuff,
the good, the bad, and the ugly. YES, it's FARK.COM
YEA, I steal lots of shit!, Here's a really stupid site for Mac Daddies, it's
Robot-Frog.com (cool ass name though).
Here it is!!!! Schrödinger's Cat Web cam, (for the highbrow set)
Scientific Study at it's best: The
Visible Barbie Project
Ever wonder where that web site went???? At THE
MUSEUM OF E-FAILURE they archive the main pages for posterity?
How To Shave Your Head,
(with complete FAQ Section for the razor beginner)
THIS IS GREAT (NOT) how you
sound in an empty grain silo. fun, fun, fun !!!!
My newest favorite site:
JESUS.COM , bathe with Jesus (women only need apply), get a Jesus credit
Card! See nude women bathing with Jesus! Check out His reading list!
BACK TO STUPID!!! For ONLY ten dollars, they will call
anyone up with a Monkey Phone Call
And a site more ignorant than weird, MEN
WHO LOOK LIKE KENNY ROGERS, from Double Chin Kenny, to Old Time Mall Photo
Kenny, 35 galleries!!!!
How long you got to live? Check it out on DEATHCLOCK.COM
Any Marines out there???/ Anybody watch Full Metal Jacket??? /
You gotta check out the Drill Instructor's website at: www.rleeermey.com
. COMING SOON!!!! A 12" D.I. doll that swears at you! (Ain't life grand?)
And for you bug lovers, Adult Hissing Cockroaches for only $3.00/each in Fluker
Farms Online Catalog..
This is obviously for the narcissistic personalities, CLONE
YOUR BONE & MATCH YOUR SNATCH , or for freaky couples that are
away from each other for long periods.
And now for something completely different, a link for the Apple
Geeks: APPLESECRETS , (Caution:
Windows People will not understand)
Alright, you want weird, we gots weird, check out: hamster
taxidermy
MUST SEE / THE SONGS ARE GREAT!!!
WHEN YOU HAVE HAD
ENOUGH, PUSH THE BUTTON, TURN OFF THE INTERNET
I seem to be on a cat kick here, check out: LIVE
NUDE CATS (Really stupid)
Yea, Yea, I know, another stupid test. Check out your
CAT PURRSONALITY , (I think I'm an Alley Cat)
Ultimate Punk: Grandmas
Milk by: Hamster Duct Tape Fetish YA gotta listen, this music defines
the genre.
YES, I know it's stupid. But you gotta take the Gender Test: http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/
ALRIGHT
ALREADY!!!!!!!! These people are serious. A description of hell, and ACTUAL
SOUNDS FROM HELL, for your listening enjoyment.
And now for something completely different, these people spend
all day looking for stupid merchandise offered for sale on the net, how about
dust from a crematorium? You gotta check out www.whowouldbuythat.com
AS A PROTEST TO
ALL THOSE PETA PEOPLE OUT THERE, POKE THE BUNNY
Porn Star Or My Little Pony-
Take the test (FYI, I failed it)
I haven't quite decided if this one is stupid, or really cool: THE
SODA CONSTRUCTOR
FOR THE FINEST COLLECTION OF NUDE PAPER CLIPS ON THE NET, GO TO:
paperclipporn.com
Know where your cat is all the time, AND BE ARTSY!!
What's really weird is, these people seem to be serious.
Going to Washington D.C. and don't know where a clean toilet is? Then check
here: www.besttoilets.com
SO YOU WANT A BABY?????: Here is the place: BLACK
MARKET BABIES.COM
"When dealing with large penises, whether belonging to you
or someone you know, always take caution, and rely on the experience of others."
Go to the Large Penis Support Group
And for the unfortunate ones that have ALL of your teeth: Check
out: www.billybobteeth.com ,to fit in
with the crowd?
WOW: 10 bucks a month for the NAKED
NEWS
Animal Rampage WATCH OUT!!!!!!
OK, OK, as if you didn't know for yourself, here is THE
ULTIMATE BAD CANDY WEB SITE
Check out www.yourcoffin.com,
if only to see the coffin twins.
For those of you that thought eating mealworms was bad for you: www.eatbug.com
Rate the babes at: http://www.thehotmeter.com/
(note: hit refresh on your browser to cycle through the photos)
Check: http://www.nosepilot.com/
for a really screwy site
OK,
OK, maybe more stupid than weird. You gotta check out the singing cow.
OH NO,
SATAN IS EVERYWHERE. Britney Spears in league with the Devil?
Check out www.
disturbingauctions.com for totally off the wall shit.
Funny stuff, a Canadian site with cartoons. (Polar Bear tearing
Santa's head off, etc. ), best with broadband access : chillybeach.com
For sick twisted shit, visit: ROTTEN.COM
(NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED)
One stop shopping for BABY JESUS BUTT PLUGS, and religious
dildos at: DIVINE
INTERVENTIONS
The Idiot's Guide To Making A Baloney sandwich
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