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Well you’ve been asking for me, and here I am! Now what! Maybe after spending another couple of years trying to build this site up, we can watch it all fall apart again! How’s that sound? If your wondering what I’m babbling about, please allow me to explain in a way that only I can. WE GOT FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By who you may ask, by everyone, that’s who! After nearly two years of devoting every spare minute of our time to this fucking money sponge we got shit on by the entire internet world.
Once 9/11 happened our audience, and more importantly our sponsors disappeared! For the first time we were about to break even on this thing, but no! Osama FUCKING Bin Laden shit on that plan. Once that shit happened nobody wanted to be affiliated with a company called “FUCK THE WORLD, INC.” In the touchy feely, let’s all get along, aftermath of 9/11 we just didn’t fit in, did we? But now your back, now that everything is back to normal you want me to start bitching again! Well here I am! You want me to bitch about something, how about some fucking loyalty, how about a little interaction with this site, e-mail me, e-mail the Wizard, tell me what you want to talk about, participate in the polls, fucking buy something! If we don’t have anything you want, just send us some fucking money so that we can start getting this site back on its feet!
I bailed out on this project, simply because I was so frustrated by what I was seeing, we went from 250,000 visitors a month to almost nothing in a matter of hours. It stayed that way for a couple of months, now all of a sudden I’m getting e-mails about “new rants, new updates, new pics.” Give us a reason to continue, and we will! The Wizard asked me to come back, so here I am, but if I’m going to stay it’s up to you. Quit being such fucking voyeurs and participate, let us know what you want, help us stay afloat, and we’ll serve you the best way we know how. Thanks for listening to me bitch.
Adios!
And what not to do with one!
Babies are a wonderful gift, my son just turned one last week, that was a fabulous moment in my life. Just watching him run around, always happy, totally care free, does wonders for my soul. I have a hard time looking past the darker side of life, but every time I look at my little boy, I feel that perhaps the world isn’t completely hopeless. But then, I go out in public. When you are in a public exhibit. (Florida Aquarium) Don’t leave your infant unattended in a stroller, while you wander around in amazement, staring at all the pretty fishies. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FUCKING KID! I’m not sure where these particular tourists came from, but in America people steal your children and do bad things to them. Do not leave your child in your car unattended! I live in the state of Florida. The inside of your car reaches inferno temperature in about 3 seconds. Don’t cook your children alive, it’s stupid! Please don’t let your small children roam around near the street, without watching them. This little miracle of modern science, called a car, can go very fast. This thing called a car, will turn your toddler into road pizza. That’s bad! Don’t turn your children loose in the mall, department stores, grocery stores, etc. The same bad people that hang out at the Aquarium might be here as well. If you don’t know where your child is right now, there’s a chance you never will again. Don’t take your small child to the movies. I have a hard time sitting through two hours in a movie theater, there is a good chance that your three year old will get bored, and disrupt everyone else. I know what some of you are saying right now. “If I don’t take them with me, I can never go out.” Guess what whiney! It’s called sacrifice. It’s something you should be prepared for when you decide to have children. I don’t have a baby sitter, and my family works, and or travels quite a bit. Guess what? I don’t go to movies! I stay home, it’s called sacrifice, live with it, and it’s a part of parenting. Rent a tape! This brings us to a topic I wasn’t originally going to add, but now feel it’s necessary. There are unacceptable reasons to have children, first on my list. “To save our relationship”. This doesn’t work, introducing a baby into a dying relationship in order to make your spouse and or boyfriend stay with you, won’t work. Trapping someone in this manner does not make them happy, and therefore is not conducive to happy couples. Don’t have a baby because you feel lonely, and want something that will give you unconditional love. Buy a fucking puppy! If you’re already fucked up enough to believe this will work, you don’t need to procreate. Last but not least, children should not be brought into this world in order to increase your welfare check! If you can’t afford to feed and or care for the kids you already have, get a fucking job! It’s not that hard, there are government agencies that will help you. There is a hell of a lot more I would like to say on this subject, but I don’t have all day to write, and you don’t have all day to read. Thanks for listening to me bitch! Adios!
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