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FRANCE
(Do We Need Them At All?) |
NO! As far as I can tell the stinky little country
known as France serves NO legitimate purpose to the American people and thus
should be put out of our minds, and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
(NATO). Hours before the war on Iraq was in full bloom, French President
Jacques Chirac made it quite clear that he would use France’s UN Security
Council vote to block any resolution explicitly authorizing war on Iraq.
None the less, George W Bush decided to forgo the opinions of SOME NATO
members and declare war on Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein. In a previous rant
I stated that I had nothing against blowing the shit out of Iraq, as long as
we did it right. Well I have to admit that it was definitely done right! In
a matter of days Hussein was deposed, Baghdad was occupied, and all done
with impressive precision and minimal U.S. casualties.
Now back to France. When Secretary of State Colin Powell was asked, “Will
France suffer consequences for its actions prior to the war” Colin Powell
decisively answered “YES”. The U.S. and a few other anonymous countries are
considering several actions. One is the exclusion of France from key NATO
decision-making procedures. By using the 18 member DPC Defense Planning
Committee, which France does not have a seat on, instead of the current 19
member NAC North Atlantic Council, France would be effectively eliminated
from all future international decision making events.
On Tuesday French Foreign Minister Dominique De Villepin called for an
immediate suspension of the sanctions against Iraq imposed after it’s 1990
invasion of Kuwait. Who is he to be making demands? He further stated that
“France was ready to contribute fully to the successful reconstruction of
Iraq, and the moment had come for the international community to be
pragmatic and think of the needs of the Iraqi people.”
Ok, this is where I draw the line, pragmatic? Hey Dominique! “FUCK YOU” and
take Jacques with you. Why don’t you just come out and say Iraq is ripe for
the picking and you want your piece. After all this is all about money,
France had oil contracts with Iraq, not to mention it’s widely believed they
were selling Iraq illegal arms. The government is trying to figure out a way
to punish France appropriately without destroying future relations, I say
FUCK future relations with France. What the hell do they do for us? NOTHING,
Is it the cheese that we need so desperately, the champagne? Or maybe it’s
the skinny little super models drenched in cheap perfume and garbed in their
own dangling pit hair that we can’t live without? I’m serious here, why are
we so concerned about France? If it weren’t for us wouldn’t they all be
speaking German anyway? It’s pretty obvious that they won’t be there to get
our backs if we ever really need them, they just proved that. Hey George, if
you want to send yet another message to the international community, tell
France what they can do with their pragmatism, they can shove it right up
their arrogant, egotistical, stinky asses! Like so many other countries
around the world, without us they would be nothing!
Now I have to admit that I gave George W Bush a lot of shit in my last rant
some of it deserving and some of it I was proven wrong. I have to admit that
I’m somewhat impressed with the way this Iraqi situation was handled, and
I’m looking forward to seeing how the North Korean saga plays out. Will we
all still be here in a year? Will North Korea end the world with a
“catastrophic event” as they foretold a few months ago? Or will George
prevail yet again, and the American way, as well as our lives will once
again be preserved. Only time will tell, but for now let’s all rejoice in
yet another great American victory, once again we have a reason to hold our
heads up high, and proudly proclaim that we are Americans, and we’ll kick
the shit out of anybody that has a problem with it!
Thanks for listening to me bitch, ADIOS!
email Lord Kray,
tell him what you think

A BRITT'S RESPONSE TO LORD KRAY'S RANT
Hey Kray,
Love the site but what the fuck? You seem like an intelligent guy but what's
with the narrow minded attitude? I am a Brit (remember, we were the most vocal
of the ones who stood behind you in the war, against our allies and close
neighbors in Europe) and have recently returned from a trip in your country
which I must say I loved. But like I said, its the attitude that bothers me, the
majority of people in your country believe that England only exists within
London, that Sydney is the capital of Australia and that Pizza is an American
food. That is the only explanation I can find for your article. I'm not a French
advocate, we've hated them since before your country existed but we need to
acknowledge, they have one of the largest economies in the world, supply an
awful lot of exports, (including a shit load to the US of A) and to be honest,
the only reason they opposed the war was (as you say) because of the political
and economic interests they had in the region, (a similarity one may draw with
your own interests in Israel possibly?) And, may I ask, why the hell would you
care about excluding France from NATO, you obviously couldn't care less about
it, conducting a war considered illegal by that organization, you may argue that
1441 gave you legitimacy but can you really justify that?
Also, 'they would be speaking German?' do you honestly believe that? Are you
so shallow that you believe that American's were the divine force that rescued
the allies? You joined the war half way through after we'd had the blitz, the
battle of Britain etc and already severely depleted the German army. You then
arrived, after, I must say making a shit load from selling arms to us before you
officially joined the war when you were actually attacked, rather than any
benevolent notion. Oh and despite what Hollywood may say, if you remember,
wasn't it the Russians who took Berlin? Didn't you have a little spat with them
later on? I may also say, I did notice while I was there the French people were
completely ostracized by your wonderful citizens, all this because the leader of
their nation opposed an illegal war, based on now seemingly fabricated moral
justifications , how 'big' of you. One more thing, you mentioned twice if I
recall how well the war was conducted, do you not watch the news? in this
conquered country of yours American soldiers are dying pretty much every day.
Sorry but that does not strike me as a battle well won, public service workers
are rioting because they have not been paid for months, priceless treasures have
been looted or destroyed under the watchful eye of your (and our, English)
troops.
Oh and you're 'looking forward' to North Korea? I'm sure I don't need to
remind you that they actually do have nuclear weapons unlike Iraq seemingly, do
you really think they will hesitate us use them in the face of American
'diplomacy', look what you did to a country which said they didn't have them and
accepted weapons inspectors into the country to prove it, You, as your article
so eloquently put it, 'kicked the shit out of them' OK I acknowledge that they
didn't co-operate as much as they could but could you really blame them? To be
honest I wouldn't want Bush's palls poking around in my back yard either.
As a last point, 'without us they would be nothing' I would say without you
they could be so much more. Look what America has given to the world, low
quality TV, what would we be without Friends? MacDonald's and Starbucks - No
comment -, Wal- Mart, responsible for the crushing of so much small business and
who, if I watched Michael Moore close enough and feel free to correct me,
supplied the bullets which killed the children at Columbine. And if I understand
correctly this is where you buy your groceries? Oh and lets not forget the arms
race. Yes America is the great 'world policeman' you 'speak softly and carry a
big stick' unfortunately the tone has got louder and the stick has been replaced
with an ICBM, personally I think the nation needs to wake up and look outside
the borders of your wonderful country. No doubt you are the greatest nation in
the world but remember, you didn't get there in isolation and you can't exist as
an insular state either, I look forward to reading the next rant and, as I say,
you have a fantastic site, I have thoroughly enjoyed it but felt like a rant of
my own.
Cheers
James R Oxley
England

AN AMERICANS RESPONSE TO THE BRITT'S RESPONSE
what about the costs of freedom? that's what we
represent and protect in all its forms. with war there is always a price in
blood. I believe this war was necessary. Hussein had been playing games
with the weapons inspectors for years. why play a game if you have nothing
to hide? the fact they haven't yet found weapons of mass destruction proves
what? does anyone really think we would find anything so soon even if they
still exist in Iraq? and could we trust his word? the man hates us with a
hate directed at destruction. they want to destroy my freedom, AMERICA.
how stupid would we be to stand by and even entertain the possibility of
that not becoming a reality.
on Sept. 11 they came into our home and killed
our children. in my opinion they have brothers with the same intent. one
of which is Hussein. when there are peoples in this world who work to see
your demise, wouldn't you feel it VITAL to poke around in their back yard?
that's not just for the well-being of the u.s., that's also for you. I am
also bothered much by the fact that some of these people live in my back
yard, and are just waiting for an order to harm and kill my family.
meanwhile my back yard gate is still open for more to enter..... THAT'S JUST
RETARDED!
although I think our nation is waking up and
looking outside of the borders of our wonderful country and yes we may not
be able to exist as an insular state, but the French as lord Kray had
said won't have our backs and have proved that, why should we extend a hand
to them in trade or anything else? what?....to get bit.
p.s. it was my first time on this site, I love
it and look forward to seeing more.
jjx
United States

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George W Bush
(JACK ASS) |
You know when 9/11 occurred, I thanked what ever God
is up there for making my Presidential vote go unheard yet again. I was one
of those silly souls that threw his ballot to the wind and poked my hole
next to the name of Al Gore. Then 9/11 went down, While George W reached for
his six shooters, Al was growing a really bad beard and snuggling up with a
big bottle of Ripple. Did anybody see Al right after the incident? This poor
son of a bitch looked like they drug him out of an alley somewhere, threw a
rumpled suit on him, and shipped him off to the public events as a poster
child for Americas distress. On the other hand you have our Savior George W,
he goes on a multi billion dollar bombing spree of the Middle East and
declares official war on terrorism. At the time it looked like we were set,
we had an ass kicking president that knew what he wanted and wasn’t going to
take no for an answer! Hell yea! The USA has Balls again, and it’s not just
a white house secretary who’s seeing them in action!
Let’s jump to present day, George W still knows what he wants, and he’s
still not taking no for an answer, but his objectives have strayed from the
original path. Instead of being the ass-kicking President that stepped up in
a time of national disaster and swooped down on Bin Laden like the vengeful
God of the American people, we now have Hee Haw George who would rather go
down in history as the man who left the American public in a permanent state
on impending nuclear disaster. George has managed to make himself possibly
one of the most memorable public officials ever, and for all the wrong
reasons.
This single-minded pursuit of Iraq is making George W look like a bumbling
idiot. Most of the world is now describing him as a playground bully that
wants to prove how bad he is by picking on the little kids. Plus most of the
European countries are using his name in the same sentence with the likes of
Hitler. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the total destruction of Iraq.
As far as I’m concerned, we can bomb it for 40 days and 40 nights and give
it a real biblical feel. Once we’re done with Iraq we can move on to Iran
and Pakistan, and even Turkey, those insignificant little fuckers need to
know their role.
However, we won’t do that. We’ll go in and bomb them for a while. Blow up
all the royal palaces and lose a lot of American soldiers in shitty little
skirmishes in the streets of Baghdad. All of this so that we can take over
the Iraqi oil fields and make the fat cat American oil companies even
richer. If you, for one minute, believe that this anything more than a quest
for riches you are as ignorant as George W himself, thinking that he can
pull the wool over our eyes so easily. What happened to the real days of
war? Why don’t we blow the shit out of Iraq, stick a flag in it and say,
“This shit hole now belongs to us!” You could turn it into 100’s of miles of
championship golf courses sitting on top of one of the world’s largest oil
fields. Now that would boost the economy. But no, we’ll blow them up for
awhile and then pay them billions of dollars for the next thousand years to
apologize for it.
Now to top this entire cluster fuck off, we have North Korea. They have
stated, and I quote “ If the US ignites a War on the Korean peninsula, the
world will suffer horrifying nuclear disasters.” The day after this warning
was issued, does George W scramble a bomber squadron to Korea? Does he
really want to be the man that destroys the world, as we know it? Korea is
not bluffing, they have nothing to live for, and will nuke us if the
opportunity arrives. I have nothing against conquering the world as a whole,
and renaming it the United Country’s of America. UCA has a nice feel to it
don’t you think? But I would rather not watch my child die slowly of
radioactive poisoning while the United States Government lives underground
for the next 100 years waiting for the air to clear. This is a war that we
can’t win, because we won’t try to, we’ll just fuck around for a while
trying to prove that we have the balls to oppose the UN and the rest of the
world. When it’s all over we’ll have spent billions of dollars and lost
thousands of lives, and the world will be in the exact same condition as it
was before it started. Assuming that we don’t piss off North Korea and they
change the face of the planet.
I realize that I haven’t said anything here that most of you haven’t thought
yet, and I’m sure that there are even more of you that won’t agree with my
comments or my opinions. There is a lot of anti war and anti American
sentiment boiling around the country right now. But just remember, the USA
is the greatest country in the world, not because of the Government and it’s
moronic posturing and self-centered decision making, but because of the
people that live and work here to make America what it is. George W Bush is
not America, we are!
Thanks for listening to me bitch……………Lord Kray

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I felt it necessary to wait a few days before I commented on this particular event in our lives. I don't think that I would have been able to explain myself coherently before now. Now that the obvious shock, outrage, anger, and sadness have eased a little, I would like to share a few opinions about this situation. Those of you, who have read my past articles, are familiar with some of my feelings. For those of you who have not, I will attempt to control myself, not only for your benefit, but due to the fact that several of the things I will say today will probably trigger several warning flags amongst the FBI data bases.
First of all, let's just get the obvious facts out of the way, what happened on Tuesday September 11th, is without a doubt the most horrifying thing to ever occur in the history of the United States. If you only take into account the current number of "missing" people, along with the passengers on the air planes, the death toll already stands higher than that of Pearl Harbor and the sinking of the Titanic combined! Just imagine if the terrorists had managed to kill everyone in those buildings, that single act of terrorism could have killed more Americans in one day, than died in the entire Vietnam conflict!
Everyone is outraged at the fact that four planes were simultaneously hijacked and used as weapons. "How could they possibly have managed to get four of our planes at once?" Have you considered the possibility that most of the attempts may have failed? Yes four planes is an incredible number to steal at the same time, but what of they were trying to hijack ten, or fifty, or one hundred planes? What if the initial plane of the terrorists was to destroy every major center of trade, and power in the nation? We can only begin to imagine what these monsters are capable of.
I must admit, that I did not vote for President Bush. I felt that he was power hungry, trigger happy, and not altogether trust worthy. In my eyes, he now has the chance to raise himself beyond all other Presidents before him. If what I have seen in the past few days is true, if he doesn't decide to play political games, and takes action the way that he should, I will have no doubt that he is the right man for the job. Make no mistakes; I hope to see Afghanistan turned to a lifeless desert, with nothing but black sand and fires to remind us that it once existed. "What about the innocent civilians?" Did they think about our innocent? Did they attack our military bases? No, they attacked our communities, our places of business! They attacked our feeling of safety and security, and they forever shattered our feeling of invincibility! Osama Bin Laden not only changed the face of New York, but the mind set of the world. These terrorists have no laws, no rules, no borders, and no homes. They flee like rats when they are cornered; they live in the dark, and feed off of the fears of others. How do these bastards survive? They are sheltered and provided for by governments and individuals in the Middle East. The Taliban hides them in the mountains, while the Saudi's send them money to live on, and continue their reign of terror. It my hope that anyone and everyone involved with these cowards gets exactly what they deserve. If President Bush accomplishes anything less than total annihilation of these monsters, then he will have accomplished nothing at all.
The "Arab American Anti-Discrimination Committee" is concerned about the backlash of violence against people of Arab American decent. They should be. Just two days ago a coworker of mine told me that when an Arab American surgeon was asked what he thought of the situation, he responded by saying "America got what it deserved." Comments such as these are exactly why violence towards Arab American is not only possible, but also likely. Now before I get any further with this, I need to tell you that this information was inaccurate. The comment was in fact made, but the doctor was not of Arab decent, this simply tells us that just because you are in America, you are not necessarily an American. Here's my favorite quote of the week, the reason this disaster happened is because: "Americans have insulted God, and lost the protection of heaven!" What psychotic religious fanatics made these remarks? Our very own Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Two of the most well know Televangelists in our nation; tell us that those people deserved to die because they insulted God. Well Jerry and Pat I would like to take this opportunity to tell you and YOUR god, to GO FUCK YOURSELVES! No God of mine would allow innocent people to die for such a lowly reason, and I sincerely hope that you both spend an eternity in the Hell that you have created for yourselves.
It is time for America, and Americans to take a stand for what is right. We must stop sitting back and allowing these dirty little countries to control our lives, we must decrease our dependence on Middle Eastern oil, and the power that this dependence gives them. Without us to buy the oil, who would they sell it to, who is really in control here? We have to stop aiding every country with a problem, while our own people die all around us, When is the last time a foreign country came to our aid, fed our hungry, or gave relief during one of our disasters? We must demand that the government stop making decisions based on money, and not human interest. The government was not created to make the rich richer, it was created to govern, and more importantly protect the masses. We are Americans, we live in the greatest, most powerful country in the world, and yet we are pawns to every one. We treat immigrants better than our own, and then act shocked when they spit on us. This is our country, and it belongs to us! To you snooty high and mighty intellectuals out there that are screaming "Your not Americans, only the Indians are Native Americans" Here's an intellectual answer, FUCK YOU! I was born here; I don't know have another country to call home. The American Indians are a Conquered people, this land is our now. I guess I'm beginning to ramble now, my point is, stay strong, be proud, and be prepared, this conflict is not over. Remember who you are, and steel yourselves for what is yet to come. We are Americans! We are strong, and we will be victorious!
Adios!

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